how it works

You email me about what you want and what you have going on. Generally speaking my level of excitement is proportional to how much information you provide.

If I'm available, we'll talk. If I can persuade you to want to hire me, and you can persuade me to want to be hired, we'll make a deal.

We hook up, create photographic magic, and in astonishing speed, you'll see what we created and minds will be blown. There'll be no waiting weeks to get your sticky fingers on the work. My time frame is measured in hours. Literally.

I really don't think it's cool the way most wedding photography works; Not knowing when you're going to get your pictures, maybe how much you'll end up spending. That sucks.

Everything is fast and up front here though.

I use some really great equipment. Some of it is straight up Star Wars and you're going to look incredible. Most importantly, I know how to use that great equipment. Really well. If anything goes wrong, I have some pretty sweet apps on my iPhone too.

We can work in the dark. We can work in full sun. We can work in the rain. I'll absolutely complain but we can work in the snow too. Your pictures will actually have a sky in them, not just a big white patch.

A second photographer is available. Yes, you can have your own little entourage. We won't wear matching shirts though. I encourage you not to either. Please.

We'll pick great locations, you can wear as many outfits as you want. I draw the line at no outfits at all. We'll work as long as it takes until I feel like I have enough to deliver what you asked me for. In a couple of hours you'll see online what we did. In a few more hours you'll get your gallery of images.

If you want prints, you can easily order online, or print your own. Want books and other products that will make you drool like eating soup after the dentist? I can totally do that. The only thing I can't do is play tennis.

Primarily I'm a wedding photographer. I can have my arm twisted into other commissions such as Seniors and Families. I don't shoot newborns. I will shoot cats and dogs. I will consider other small mammals, and do have ferret-photography experience.